Well, this is one of those strange little things that floats along in your wake. I, apparently, have a Facebook fan page.
What’s the appropriate response to this? Do you join it yourself? Do you mock the picture? Do pretend it’s not there?
Isn’t there some fantastically stupid thing I said recently that can get put up there as a quote? Something about badgers and cheese? About how they climb the trees to get the cheese? No? Just my agents in the car when I said that? Good.
Okay, move along then. Nothing to see.